It’s a new tradition: recording drunken and humiliating behavior on New Year’s Eve, then posting it for all the world to see. Most are hilariously funny – but only to other drunk people. There’s lots of yelling, slurring, puking, falling down and showing of undergarments. The most innocuous statements – “my foot hurts” – generate peals of laughter. Hellish Holidays culled through way too many dreary ones to come up with the best of the worst.
Her resolution: Match.com.
Lindsay Lohan in about 10 years.
This woman can’t even get out of her house to celebrate.
Reasons to quit - as if the above weren't enough.